Dishes.
"whoever's mugs these are... i'm not your mother"
The AI housemate for shared homes — private, on WhatsApp
Chores that actually rotate. Bills split and settled. A dated, deposit-proof record of the place for move-out. And when something's bothering you, a calm, fair message handed straight back to you — private, one-to-one, no group-chat drama.
Dishes.
"whoever's mugs these are... i'm not your mother"
Bills.
"electric bill's due and I'm once again the only one who's paid???"
Noise.
"if I hear that bass through the wall one more time at 1am I'm actually going to lose it"
Keeping the peace is just one of the things Ghost Tenant does. Paste a message you'd actually want to send your flatmates, and watch it hand back the calm version.
Message Ghost Tenant privately with what's bothering you. It strips out the blame, keeps the actual ask, and hands you back a calm version to send yourself — never quoting who said what or what you originally wrote.
Bins, dishes, hoovering — whatever you set up, Ghost Tenant reminds the right person on the right day and passes it to the next flatmate the moment it's done.
Quiet hours after 10pm? No shoes past the hallway? Set them up with your house, and Ghost Tenant brings the rule up itself next time it's relevant, instead of one flatmate having to be the enforcer.
Log a shared cost or a monthly bill and Ghost Tenant tracks who owes who, with a one-tap Revolut link to settle up. Text STATUS any time for a house health score — a quick "doing well" / "needs attention" read on chores, money, and anything coming up repeatedly, not just a list of numbers.
Don't feel like typing? Send a photo, a voice note, a short video, or a PDF. Snap a receipt to log a shared cost, send a picture of the mess, or forward your tenancy agreement and it pulls out the key dates and deposit terms automatically.
Log any move-in damage with photos, dated, so you're never charged for it — and record a quick video walkthrough at move-in and move-out. Ghost Tenant turns them into a neutral, dated move-out condition report you can hand straight to your landlord or deposit scheme.
Same Ghost Tenant, quietly handling something different in every house it's part of.
Every house's admin gets a private login (the email and password from signup) to a web dashboard — no phone required to manage the house.
Add or remove flatmates, edit chore assignments, update house rules, and check the house's balance — everything the WhatsApp admin commands can do, laid out on one page instead of remembered as text commands. Anyone leaving gets an automatic move-out checklist — what they still owe, a reminder to check their room's condition, and returning keys — before it ever turns into a deposit argument.
See exactly what's happening with the subscription — trial status, billing period, founding-house discount — and switch to annual or open Stripe's billing portal in one click.
One flat rate. Everything your house needs.
👻 Founding houses: the first 10 houses (up to 4 people, monthly plan) get 50% off for their first 6 months — applied automatically at checkout.
GHOST TENANT — MONTHLY
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£9.99 / house / month
Split 4 ways: ~£1.25/person
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Start free 7-day trialHouses of 5 or more pay a Large House rate instead — same everything, just matched to bigger usage. Refer another house with your REFER code and get 50% off your own next bill when they subscribe.
One admin sets it up, adds every flatmate, and finishes checkout — then everyone's straight in on WhatsApp. First 7 days are free once your card's on file, and you can cancel any time before you're charged.